Sod.

So, okay, I might have ballsed up a bit.

I have a bunch of half-written entries in the roster at the moment. Unfortunately, because I'm an over-privileged pus pocket, I'm about to bugger off for three weeks, where access to the internet shall be scarce.

I will finish as much as possible in the intervening weeks and if there's even a slender solitary bar of Wi-Fi anywhere I'll attempt an update. In the meantime, you can while away late summer with fellow blog-hog Dan Thomas. Or check out some Stuart Heritage trailer reviews. Or some pretty artwork by this bloke. Or some Gunshow. Enough bread 'n' circuses for you?

Expect a dirge upon my return. Demand one.

ADIEU.